just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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