So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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