That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.