ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house