That's intense
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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