Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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