you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
17 year olds will be the death of me.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.