You're so nebulous sometimes
okay pat passed out under dana's car
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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