she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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