Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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