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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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