Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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