Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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