He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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