covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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