We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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