i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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