Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
They took my balls.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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