I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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