have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Randomize