Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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