Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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