Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
He felt like a one man threesome
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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