So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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