i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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