Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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