I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?