I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Randomize
