Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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