i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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