party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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