i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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