Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i wish my penis had a tongue
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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