Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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