love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
