were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The feeling are messing with the penis
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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