Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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