so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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