dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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