I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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