at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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