So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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Did I show you my penis last night?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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