I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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