sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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