Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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