God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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