Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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