Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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