Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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