i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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