Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My Sexting was not on an AP level
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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