I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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