I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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its like you know when i get waxed
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