why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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